Bad Creepy Santas
“Why, Cindy… I don’t remember you having these last year!”
“I’ll just stick my hand right there for safety-sake, Bobby. Ol’ Santa wouldn’t want ya slippin’ of his lap, now would he?”
“He sees you when you’re sleeping…” right before he chops you to pieces with an axe!
And the Valiums kick in right about……….. now.
Scotch and Soda Santa.
Evil Uncle Santa
I think Santa is a little unhappy with their Momma for allowing all the little Ho makeup.
As if being in the hospital isn’t scary enough.
“Fuck you, mom.”
Another failed attempt at escape.
“I will get you for this, Mother! You shall pay and pay dearly you will!”